Teacher Appreciation Week

1) I am a Teacher. I steal things from home and bring them to work.
2) If you can read this, thank a Teacher. Ef u kan rid ths, u prbli R a teecha.
3) I had another wild night last night. I finished grading papers at 11:00 p.m. I stayed up and partied until 11:02 p.m.
4) Being a teacher is a lot like being a rock star:
     • You work hard to keep the attention of a distracted crowd.
     • Your fans freak out when they see you in public.
     • Groupies line up to follow you everywhere.
     • You hear your name being called out all the time.
5) I am a Librarian, because "Book Wizard" isn't an official job title.
6) Being a Principal is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on Fire. You're on Fire. Everything is on Fire.
Thank you to our teachers, librarian, and principal for all your wonderful, fantabulous Super Powers!